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		<title>Gheorghe si soacra</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gheorghe isi inmormanteaza soacra. Vine omu&#8217; nostru acasa si cand sa deschida poarta ii pica o tigla in cap. Gheorghe contrariat se uita spre cer: - Ai si ajuns, scarbaaa?! ))
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		<title>Si pentru manelistul din tine&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tzeapa.net/si-pentru-manelistul-din-tine.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Manele]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Si pentru manelistul din tine...]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dupa cum vedeti Tzeapa.Net revine cu articole noi.Asadar&#8230;.
In timpul navigarii zilnice pe net&#8230;am descoperit un site interesant(pentru unii din voi),in acelasi timp si amuzant :&#62; acesta este  www.manelist.eu ,acum sa vedeti ca pana si rockeri au nume de manelisti  ( joking  )
P.S. lasati-va la comentariu numele de &#8220;scena&#8221; 
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		<title>Top 15 cele mai stupide morti din istorie</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Top 15 cele mai stupide morti din istorie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Unii sunt celebri in viata, iar dupa moarte sunt uitati. Altii ajung
vedete de abia cand mor tocmai gratie modului stupid in care reusesc
performanta asta. Mai exista si rarele cazuri de personalitati care
nici in moarte nu pot sa nu iasa in evidenta.
In general, moartea e inevitabila si trista, insa, in unele cazuri, un
deces absurd iti poate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Programul Prietena-Logodnica-Sotie [ software ]</title>
		<link>http://www.tzeapa.net/programul-prietena-logodnica-sotie-software.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.tzeapa.net/programul-prietena-logodnica-sotie-software.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Programul Prietena-Logodnica-Sotie [ software ]]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
CLIENTUL:

Acum un an am schimbat versiunea Logodnica 7.0 cu Nevasta 1.0 si am observat ca programul a lansat o optiune subita Bebelus 1.0, care ocupa mult spatiu pe hard. In instructiuni nu era nimic mentionat. Pe de alta parte, Nevasta 1.0 se autoinstaleaza in toate celelalte programe si se lanseaza automat cand deschid alta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barbatul si Femeia</title>
		<link>http://www.tzeapa.net/barbatul-si-femeia.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Barbatul si Femeia]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Daca o pocnesti, se cheama maltratarea femeii.
Daca te pocneste ea, e autoaparare.
Daca iei o decizie fara sa o intrebi, esti nesimtit
Daca ea ia o decizie fara sa te consulte, e femeie emancipata.
Daca ii ceri sa faca ceva ce nu ii place, e dominare masculina.
Daca te roaga ea, ii faci o favoare.
Daca apreciezi formele unei femei [...]]]></description>
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		<title>O romanca la produs</title>
		<link>http://www.tzeapa.net/o-romanca-la-produs.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[O romanca la produs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client. El: - Cat e scurtu&#8217;? Ea: - 50 Euro. &#8230;&#8230;..O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba. A doua noapte, figura se repeta&#8230; a treia noapte la fel&#8230; In a patra noapte&#8230; fata se uita la el si il intreaba: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tipurile de salarii din Romania</title>
		<link>http://www.tzeapa.net/tipurile-de-salarii-din-romania.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vorbe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tipurile de salarii din Romania]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tipurile de salarii din Romania:
-Salariul Ceapa:il vezi, il iei in mana si iti dau lacrimile.
-Salariul Nenorocit: nu te ajuta la nimic, doar te face sa suferi, insa nu poti trai fara el.
-Salariul Dietetic: te face sa mananci din ce in ce mai putin.
-Salariul Ateu: te indoiesti de existenta lui.
-Salariul Magic: face cateva miscari si dispare.
-Salariul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vine ion de la service</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Vine ion de la service]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tzeapa.net/?p=49</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Vine ion de la service acasa….cand il vede maria ii da un pahar de coniac….il bea ion si ii pune mana pe fund&#8230;.maria ii zice mai dute si ia-ti unu din bucatarie…vine ion din bucatarie ii pune mana pe tate…maria ii zice din nouute si mai ia-ti unu din bucatarie …..vine ion si ii ziceezbracate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poezie emo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Poezie emo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tzeapa.net/?p=48</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Emo mic, emo mic, Ia mai taie-te un pic. Sa ramai fara arcada, Plin de sange stand in cada. Emo mic, emo mic, Te-as bate si eu un pic. Te-as taia si eu cu lama, Macar sa nu plangi degeaba. Emo mic, emo mic, Tu esti tare, ce sa zic. Ai haine de gay pe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>-Un avion?</title>
		<link>http://www.tzeapa.net/un-avion.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 10:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-Un avion? -Nu! -E superman? -Nu! -E un pusti emo care vine de la etaju 10
]]></description>
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